Well it's dusk,humans and this when i really come alive. I mean i once,had ribena after 9.30! SHH dont tell mummy under any circumstance! i'm sorry i havent been posting i have been busy with my warhammer collection (i got the fifth golden chariot!) so i wanted to make a wee post to express that GIFTS ARE WELCOME TO MY SUITE as it is my confirmation (and no ridiculous cupcakes,mummy says they give you cavities and they make my tum-tum hurt) so tomorrow after the mass (my sponsor will have to hold back Justin Bieber-esque bangs) and I shall wear a proper tuxedo with a yellow with multicolour dots shirt on it and a hat with a propeller on top. also a tie with a smiley face on it. i had to persuade mummy as she thought it was quite modern. she is wearing a pink floral number with a bonnet and black patent shoes from her college days-she was quite the hipster!
my cousin gary will be there too,he will be wearing a modern and boring shirt and dress pants combo in (what else?) black. My sister is wearing a purple frock with a big lace frill and pink trim and black patent shoes with pink frilly ankle socks.
i hear daragh ryan and co. are wearing jeans and a shirt and having a bouncy castle! HOW ABSURD! I will simply play competitive (advanced) chess with my cousins (NOT GARY-he will simply ''jam'' out with his guitar and husky vocals)
SO,send me gifts (and your number if you LIKE) and kisses (on the cheek! my my! i am NAUGHTY! ASHLING WILL BE JEALOUS-she has now turned emo by the way)
Ta ta for now peasants!
-Kevin.