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I think it is quite good,don't you?
Tell me your toughts in the comments below.
Kevin.
This is a blog about a dashing boy,me and my wonderous tales and stories. I might upload a few of my greatest drawings. This is a blog guaranteed to make you fall for me! FOLLOW!
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
My Day 7/3/11
Salutations Mortals,
Yesterday was a VERY proud day for me because:
Well after school on my bed was...(wait for it!) MY VERY FIRST MENS DEODORANT! It's a Sure for Men and I ran downstairs whooping with joy. Mummy smiled and said 'You're first deodorant for men. I know,you're starting to sweat recently,all boys do at this age. I had a chat with Daragh Ryan's mum and she said you're at the age to wear men deodorant.'
Then my heart did stop a bit in case she told Daragh but men (like me) don't fret about that kind of hoo-ha.
So mummy took me up to my bedroom and lifted my school jumper and shirt off and tolded me to lift my arms to discover I,Kevin,have my first armpit hair! YAY!! I'm soo manley!!
Mummy gasped and called in Daddy and Sister and my stupid cousin (who's staying AGAIN) came too.
My cousin,Gary laughed so so much but I,as a man chose to ignore him but when tears pricked my eyes Mummy hugged me so I felt better. Then she showed me how to apply the deodorant.
Later that evening Mummy called Gran-gran and told her. I was so proud!
So back to normality I went on the bidding website and saw a new message from starwarsJB
Freak,
who do you think you are? I see you in the yard everyday trying to fit in. WELL IT DOESNT WORK. I fly solo on yard but all the lads respect me but they have zero respect for you.
So don't be all full of yourself.
I swivelled around on the computer chair who could it be? Who's always on yard by themselves? The teachers on yard duty I suppose.
I hope it shall all blow over.
Kevin.
Yesterday was a VERY proud day for me because:
Well after school on my bed was...(wait for it!) MY VERY FIRST MENS DEODORANT! It's a Sure for Men and I ran downstairs whooping with joy. Mummy smiled and said 'You're first deodorant for men. I know,you're starting to sweat recently,all boys do at this age. I had a chat with Daragh Ryan's mum and she said you're at the age to wear men deodorant.'
Then my heart did stop a bit in case she told Daragh but men (like me) don't fret about that kind of hoo-ha.
So mummy took me up to my bedroom and lifted my school jumper and shirt off and tolded me to lift my arms to discover I,Kevin,have my first armpit hair! YAY!! I'm soo manley!!
Mummy gasped and called in Daddy and Sister and my stupid cousin (who's staying AGAIN) came too.
My cousin,Gary laughed so so much but I,as a man chose to ignore him but when tears pricked my eyes Mummy hugged me so I felt better. Then she showed me how to apply the deodorant.
Later that evening Mummy called Gran-gran and told her. I was so proud!
So back to normality I went on the bidding website and saw a new message from starwarsJB
Freak,
who do you think you are? I see you in the yard everyday trying to fit in. WELL IT DOESNT WORK. I fly solo on yard but all the lads respect me but they have zero respect for you.
So don't be all full of yourself.
I swivelled around on the computer chair who could it be? Who's always on yard by themselves? The teachers on yard duty I suppose.
I hope it shall all blow over.
Kevin.
Monday, March 7, 2011
My Day 6/3/11
Hello personages,
So yesterday I went to 8.30 am mass with mummy and my sister. For once Daddy was there too! We were all a happy family and we went to a cafe and all had beans,toast and tea. Mummy ordered special milk as I am lactose intolerant.
Then we went home and I had a new email on that bidding site from that fan of mine,starwarsJB.
Hi dorkus,
did you have a nice Saturday? well that's good because you're going to have a horrible week. I am the master of evil. I am the greatest too,I have double-sided Little Stars chocolates,so ha. All you have is those buns you bake with mummy everyday and cart to school for lunch.
Well you'll be a flabby malkin,won't you?
I guessed he was in my class now. I bring buns that I made with mummy to school for lunch everyday so...
MAYBE IT'S TEACHER?
I started to panic then. I broke into a sweat (not hormone related) and my throat formed a hard lump and dried up. My eyes stung with tears. I thought teacher LOVED me. All teachers do!
I ran downstairs mummy and shouted out the whole story,not realising she was in the middle of talking to someone.
Not just anyone though.
Daragh Ryan's mother.
(Turns out she was there because she was confused about something like Confirmation dates and thought my mummy was reliable-she's right)
Daragh Ryan's mum looked like she was about to burst out in laughter.
WHAT IF SHE TOLD DARAGH THAT I WAS CRYING ABOUT MY TEACHER HATING ME???
Ahhhh!
Kevin.
So yesterday I went to 8.30 am mass with mummy and my sister. For once Daddy was there too! We were all a happy family and we went to a cafe and all had beans,toast and tea. Mummy ordered special milk as I am lactose intolerant.
Then we went home and I had a new email on that bidding site from that fan of mine,starwarsJB.
Hi dorkus,
did you have a nice Saturday? well that's good because you're going to have a horrible week. I am the master of evil. I am the greatest too,I have double-sided Little Stars chocolates,so ha. All you have is those buns you bake with mummy everyday and cart to school for lunch.
Well you'll be a flabby malkin,won't you?
I guessed he was in my class now. I bring buns that I made with mummy to school for lunch everyday so...
MAYBE IT'S TEACHER?
I started to panic then. I broke into a sweat (not hormone related) and my throat formed a hard lump and dried up. My eyes stung with tears. I thought teacher LOVED me. All teachers do!
I ran downstairs mummy and shouted out the whole story,not realising she was in the middle of talking to someone.
Not just anyone though.
Daragh Ryan's mother.
(Turns out she was there because she was confused about something like Confirmation dates and thought my mummy was reliable-she's right)
Daragh Ryan's mum looked like she was about to burst out in laughter.
WHAT IF SHE TOLD DARAGH THAT I WAS CRYING ABOUT MY TEACHER HATING ME???
Ahhhh!
Kevin.
Sunday, March 6, 2011
My Superb Drawing.
Hello Mortals,I decided to upload a drawing that recently I have completed. Do you like it? Comment and Follow!!!
ALSO READ MY SS COMP POST BELOW!!
Kevin.
ALSO READ MY SS COMP POST BELOW!!
Kevin.
Saturday, March 5, 2011
SUPERSTAR COMPETITION. CLOSED!
CONTEST CLOSED! WINNER: PYTthatsme_
So mortals I'm having a raffle,the prize? A giftcode. I'm not interested in becoming superstar as I'm more interested in getting followers for my blog.
NO PASSWORD NEEDED!
All you have to do is follow this blog.
I am choosing a number between 1-200. You can only guess three numbers. And you are not allowed choose them in order. example 1.2.3.
Give your guesses in the comments section below and the competition is over when I reach 12 followers,If this is successful I hope to do lots more competitions like this maybe not for superstar but we'll see how it goes.
SO GET GUESSING!
Kevin.
So mortals I'm having a raffle,the prize? A giftcode. I'm not interested in becoming superstar as I'm more interested in getting followers for my blog.
NO PASSWORD NEEDED!
All you have to do is follow this blog.
I am choosing a number between 1-200. You can only guess three numbers. And you are not allowed choose them in order. example 1.2.3.
Give your guesses in the comments section below and the competition is over when I reach 12 followers,If this is successful I hope to do lots more competitions like this maybe not for superstar but we'll see how it goes.
SO GET GUESSING!
Kevin.
My Day 4/3/11
Greetings cyber-strangers,
So yesterday was quite a treat. After school mummy and I (in our parkas of course) trotted up to the video shop (Xtra Vision) usually the only time I'm allowed TV (let alone DVDs) is on special occasions like when Daddy got promoted to the chap who puts the mint in the toothpaste (obviously he works in a toothpaste factory) five years ago. Or when there is a documentary about the Human Body as mummy says I need to know these things or about the Australian Fruit Bat.
So anyways,we were in Xtra Vision when I saw my favourite movie. I brought it into school in 5th class, THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT! the cartoon of course,mummy says anything un-animated is not suitable.
And Mummy said I could get some sugar-free jellybeans from the chemist. I carried them in my corduroys pocket. We were merrily skipping home,our feet barely touching the pavement. We arrived in my estate and on the green area (though it's so covered in litter it doesn't deserve to be called 'green' but mummy keeps our part quite immaculate.) and guess who was there? My number 1 fans of course: Daragh,Ultan,Aaron,Stephen,Lee and Bradley. Oh,and Jordan. He's sort of a second banana.
They all called over 'HEY KEVIN WAT DVD DO YA GOT THERE?'
I racked my brains for something 'cool' (though whats cooler than the Magic Roundabout I dont know. Let the lower mortals prattle I suppose) 'Die hard three!' I meant it to come out all tough but it came out like the Peruvian Mouse squeak.
Mummy looked startled and shocked.
'No! He has the Magic Roundabout! He's not allowed watch Die Hard THREE until he's forty! Do you boys want to come and join us? We have jellybeans! They're sugar free of course!'
Then I did something that might yield my relationship with mummy goodbye.
'NO MUMMY! I mean...MA! NO MA! YOU KNOW I ONLY GOT THAT DVD FOR MY 9 YEAR OLD SISTER!'
The boys didn't looked impressed to my dismay. They looked at my outfit next.
'Kevin wa de hell are you wearin?' Exclaimed Aaron,his nose running erraticly,I think that happens when he gets excited. He must have noticed his nose because he wiped it on his sleeve furiously.
Mummy shouted 'THAT'S VILE! WHAT IS YOUR NAME YOUNG MAN??'
He hesitated and eventually yelled 'JASON BEHAN!' and then he looked around nervously.
Mummy exclaimed hysterically 'NO! I know that Jason Behan,he comes to play,what a lovely fellow.'
Aaron paused again. 'NO,I'M LEE WHITELEY BYRNE!' And with,that he ran.
The actual Lee W.B yanked down his own pants and underwear and shouted 'I'M AARON BENNET!' and they all sprinted,his pants still down so he was lumbering.
Mummy tutted 'I'm going to enquire about those boys.'
'Please don't mummy,' I begged.
She sighed and then whispered 'Do you still want to watch the Magic Roundabout?'
I looked around and then murmured 'Yes mummy.'
So we did just that and I clung to her during the scary.
Later I went on that action figure bidding website and,HARK! Another email from that user again. His name is 'starwarsJB'
Wonder who that is.
Anyways,here is the email.
Loser,
I've been watching you for quite a while and you're a bit of a geek I can gather. Your drawings are rubbish compared to my Spongebob masterpieces. And your mole is gross,just thought I'd add that bit in.
See you soon dorkous.
He draws Spongebob. That's hardcore.
Laters Ya'll,
Kevin.
So yesterday was quite a treat. After school mummy and I (in our parkas of course) trotted up to the video shop (Xtra Vision) usually the only time I'm allowed TV (let alone DVDs) is on special occasions like when Daddy got promoted to the chap who puts the mint in the toothpaste (obviously he works in a toothpaste factory) five years ago. Or when there is a documentary about the Human Body as mummy says I need to know these things or about the Australian Fruit Bat.
So anyways,we were in Xtra Vision when I saw my favourite movie. I brought it into school in 5th class, THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT! the cartoon of course,mummy says anything un-animated is not suitable.
And Mummy said I could get some sugar-free jellybeans from the chemist. I carried them in my corduroys pocket. We were merrily skipping home,our feet barely touching the pavement. We arrived in my estate and on the green area (though it's so covered in litter it doesn't deserve to be called 'green' but mummy keeps our part quite immaculate.) and guess who was there? My number 1 fans of course: Daragh,Ultan,Aaron,Stephen,Lee and Bradley. Oh,and Jordan. He's sort of a second banana.
They all called over 'HEY KEVIN WAT DVD DO YA GOT THERE?'
I racked my brains for something 'cool' (though whats cooler than the Magic Roundabout I dont know. Let the lower mortals prattle I suppose) 'Die hard three!' I meant it to come out all tough but it came out like the Peruvian Mouse squeak.
Mummy looked startled and shocked.
'No! He has the Magic Roundabout! He's not allowed watch Die Hard THREE until he's forty! Do you boys want to come and join us? We have jellybeans! They're sugar free of course!'
Then I did something that might yield my relationship with mummy goodbye.
'NO MUMMY! I mean...MA! NO MA! YOU KNOW I ONLY GOT THAT DVD FOR MY 9 YEAR OLD SISTER!'
The boys didn't looked impressed to my dismay. They looked at my outfit next.
'Kevin wa de hell are you wearin?' Exclaimed Aaron,his nose running erraticly,I think that happens when he gets excited. He must have noticed his nose because he wiped it on his sleeve furiously.
Mummy shouted 'THAT'S VILE! WHAT IS YOUR NAME YOUNG MAN??'
He hesitated and eventually yelled 'JASON BEHAN!' and then he looked around nervously.
Mummy exclaimed hysterically 'NO! I know that Jason Behan,he comes to play,what a lovely fellow.'
Aaron paused again. 'NO,I'M LEE WHITELEY BYRNE!' And with,that he ran.
The actual Lee W.B yanked down his own pants and underwear and shouted 'I'M AARON BENNET!' and they all sprinted,his pants still down so he was lumbering.
Mummy tutted 'I'm going to enquire about those boys.'
'Please don't mummy,' I begged.
She sighed and then whispered 'Do you still want to watch the Magic Roundabout?'
I looked around and then murmured 'Yes mummy.'
So we did just that and I clung to her during the scary.
Later I went on that action figure bidding website and,HARK! Another email from that user again. His name is 'starwarsJB'
Wonder who that is.
Anyways,here is the email.
Loser,
I've been watching you for quite a while and you're a bit of a geek I can gather. Your drawings are rubbish compared to my Spongebob masterpieces. And your mole is gross,just thought I'd add that bit in.
See you soon dorkous.
He draws Spongebob. That's hardcore.
Laters Ya'll,
Kevin.
Thursday, March 3, 2011
My Day 2/3/11
Hello home-dogs and away-cats (I made up the away-cats one in opposition to the home-dogs. I'm so witty and cool,ANOTHER REASON YOU SHOULD DATE ME!)
So yesterday (2/3/11) I had a very fine day with my fellos. I am very cool and popular at school thats why they all gossip about me. Not in a 'he's such a loser way-hey' way (that's what the dorks are for who play with LEGO! haw haw!) but in a 'I wish I were him way'.
So after school mummy brought me and my silly sister to a salad shop and we all wore our parkas. We looked 'dead' cool.
I had a special salad with shaped carrot slices (mummy ordered them specially) she was in such a good mood,darling mummy. Then guess who showed up.
Daragh and Ultan and Brian and Lorcan.
I know,they love me so much they follow me!
They all stared and whispered more longing comments about me.
Darling Mummy suddenly marched over to them and scolded 'Stop it you naughty boys,do you know Kevin comes home crying over you?'
At that point they all were in tears themselves...laughing.
I hopped over to mummy and tugged on her parka sleeve and whispered 'I was crying because I was LAUGHING!'
Mummy tutted and pinched my cheek and murmered 'leave it to me,petty pie.'
Daragh and co. all respect me now,really,the walked out sad but then they must have seen something funny because then they laughed.
Later that evening my sister had a medal awards ceremony for art and mummy and I went along too.
And I saw her.
That girl last year in my class. I sat beside and she totally 'digged' me! It was a pity her best friend wasn't their though,as she is quite the bathing beauty.
I stared at the other girl who was in my class last year though and mummy saw me staring and whispered 'isnt she a nice girl. do you like her Kevvy?'
I murmered girls were icky. That phrase always worked in 4th class but now she sighed and murmered something about me being a future fairy.
So that was my day summoned up.
Oh! And I recieved an email on my favourite action figure bidding website account.
Let me copy it here:
Hi you cool dude
ure so cool and sound and pepole dnot tink ure a dork.
oh and u loked so preshus with mammy today.
It was quite the normal for me as you can imagine! I have so many fans! Only problem is they can't spell!
Let the lower mortals prattle I suppose,
Kevin.
So yesterday (2/3/11) I had a very fine day with my fellos. I am very cool and popular at school thats why they all gossip about me. Not in a 'he's such a loser way-hey' way (that's what the dorks are for who play with LEGO! haw haw!) but in a 'I wish I were him way'.
So after school mummy brought me and my silly sister to a salad shop and we all wore our parkas. We looked 'dead' cool.
I had a special salad with shaped carrot slices (mummy ordered them specially) she was in such a good mood,darling mummy. Then guess who showed up.
Daragh and Ultan and Brian and Lorcan.
I know,they love me so much they follow me!
They all stared and whispered more longing comments about me.
Darling Mummy suddenly marched over to them and scolded 'Stop it you naughty boys,do you know Kevin comes home crying over you?'
At that point they all were in tears themselves...laughing.
I hopped over to mummy and tugged on her parka sleeve and whispered 'I was crying because I was LAUGHING!'
Mummy tutted and pinched my cheek and murmered 'leave it to me,petty pie.'
Daragh and co. all respect me now,really,the walked out sad but then they must have seen something funny because then they laughed.
Later that evening my sister had a medal awards ceremony for art and mummy and I went along too.
And I saw her.
That girl last year in my class. I sat beside and she totally 'digged' me! It was a pity her best friend wasn't their though,as she is quite the bathing beauty.
I stared at the other girl who was in my class last year though and mummy saw me staring and whispered 'isnt she a nice girl. do you like her Kevvy?'
I murmered girls were icky. That phrase always worked in 4th class but now she sighed and murmered something about me being a future fairy.
So that was my day summoned up.
Oh! And I recieved an email on my favourite action figure bidding website account.
Let me copy it here:
Hi you cool dude
ure so cool and sound and pepole dnot tink ure a dork.
oh and u loked so preshus with mammy today.
It was quite the normal for me as you can imagine! I have so many fans! Only problem is they can't spell!
Let the lower mortals prattle I suppose,
Kevin.
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