ITS MY CONFO PEEPS!

Well it's dusk,humans and this when i really come alive. I mean i once,had ribena after 9.30! SHH dont tell mummy under any circumstance! i'm sorry i havent been posting i have been busy with my warhammer collection (i got the fifth golden chariot!) so i wanted to make a wee post to express that GIFTS ARE WELCOME TO MY SUITE as it is my confirmation (and no ridiculous cupcakes,mummy says they give you cavities and they make my tum-tum hurt) so tomorrow after the mass (my sponsor will have to hold back Justin Bieber-esque bangs) and I shall wear a proper tuxedo with a yellow with multicolour dots shirt on it and a hat with a propeller on top. also a tie with a smiley face on it. i had to persuade mummy as she thought it was quite modern. she is wearing a pink floral number with a bonnet and black patent shoes from her college days-she was quite the hipster!
my cousin gary will be there too,he will be wearing a modern and boring shirt and dress pants combo in (what else?) black. My sister is wearing a purple frock with a big lace frill and pink trim and black patent shoes with pink frilly ankle socks.
i hear daragh ryan and co. are wearing jeans and a shirt and having a bouncy castle! HOW ABSURD! I will simply play competitive (advanced) chess with my cousins (NOT GARY-he will simply ''jam'' out with his guitar and husky vocals)
SO,send me gifts (and your number if you LIKE) and kisses (on the cheek! my my! i am NAUGHTY! ASHLING WILL BE JEALOUS-she has now turned emo by the way)
Ta ta for now peasants!
-Kevin.

WHERE HAVE I BEEN MORTALS?!

Well,as you can see I have not posted in a prolonged amount of time. I have been quite busy like going to Mothercare with mummy (they have a 50% off sale) ,trying to kill my cousin Gary for brainwashing my fair maiden into fancying him! MY MY! so I shall keep my superstar contest going,if you please. There's still time to join! So,I shall tell you how my April Fools Day went... I woke up and felt something wet on my pants...it smelled like egesta...(urine)...MY PANTS AND BED HAD PEE PEE! I started to sweat anxiously as I scrabbled to pull the sheets off my bed. I HAD PEED THE BED!!! Then Gary walked in. ''Oh buttercockles.'' I thought. ''OH.MY.GOD! HAHAHAH KEVIN PISSED THE BED!!'' Mummy came running. ''KEVIN EUGENE! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DID THIS! I'm sorry but any boy who wee-wee's the bed has to have his mens deodorant confiscated!'' So I trudged to school smelling of wee wee and a corpse. I snivelled. Daragh and Brian went ''AWW WHATS THAT SICK SMELL?'' When I walked past. I shrugged them off but then my fellos,Mark and Adam played a prank on me. They cracked open a walnut,took out the nut and then put a note inside saying ''I am a walnut picker in the jungle and am being held against my will...Please save me...'' I believed it as any cool dude would and started screaming ''I HAVE TO SAVE THE WALNUT PICKER!'' In school,fish-head Mikey somehow put a bag of chocolate pudding in my pants,my bum was itchy then (i didnt know the bag was down there) i put my hand down to scratch and when I brought my hand out it was covered in chocolate pudding! Everyone even my teacher thought it was poo! I started wailing and crying for mummy. When I thought no one was looking I licked the chocolate pudding. I am now called ''Itchy Shite'' At ten to three (aka hometime) I walked home with a raincloud over my head! what a STUPID day. All my pranks FAILED. I tried to play pranks put they all went unnoticed. I cheered up when mummy announced we were having chicken shapes for dinner. At dinner my sister handed me the salt when I asked for it. I poured it lushiously over my chicken and then took a bite if my chicken. I spat it out. IT WAS SUGAR NOT SALT! Someone had put sugar in the salt jar! Well that was my april fools day more or less,and I'm the biggest fool of all. I'm depressed now. Kevin.

ALL BOUT KEVIN QUIZ!

Greetings! so I have launced a quiz to win a giftcode for superstar (i wont need your password) got any questions? ASK BELOW!
FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW!

1.I,Kevin was born in:
a) June 1998
b) May 1997
c) August 1999

2. My mole is situated:
a) on my chin
b) on the side of my nose
c) under my foot
d) you have a mole?!

3. My favourite song is:
a) Britney Spears-Oops I did it again
b) Jonas Brothers- S.O.S
c) Jonas Brothers- Burnin' up
d) Michael Bolton-Can I touch you there

4. I created this blog because:
a) I wanted to expand my brilliance even more
b) because I am so witty
c) I have an interesting life
d) all of the above

5. I have had __ girlfriends (imaginary included:
a) one
b) twenty
c) three
d) seven

6. I kissed my first real girlfriend:
a) on the hand
b) on the lips
c) on the cheek
d) on the top of the head.


That's all the questions mortals. So put the answers in the comments below and whoever gets them ALL right I shall give them the fabulous giftcode (no password required! thanks mummy!)
YOU HAVE TO BE FOLLOWING AND A MEMBER OF MY CLUB: All.Bout.Kevin
Good Luck!

WINNER OF SUPERSTAR CONTEST!

So the contest has closed,the guesses have been read and a winner has been picked!
First I would take the opportunity to thank everyone who has followed and continue to invite your friends as great prizes will be given for someone who invites 5 people who follow!
So without further delay...
the winner is PYTthatsme_
Her guess of 188 was right on the ball!
Well done!
I have contacted her and she chose to use the superstar membership for her main account which she does not wish to mention!
So thank you all!
More contests to come,keep following and inviting and reading! (AND COMMENTING!)
ALSO THE PERSON WHO COMMENTS THE MOST ON MY POSTS OVER THE NEXT WEEK WILL RECEIVE SOMETHING FAAAAAAABULOUSSSS!

Laters,
Kevin.

CONGRATS TO PYTthatsme_
!!

LAST CHANCE TO BECOME SUPERSTAR

Hello N.A (Naked Apes)
so you only have 15 minutes left to enter my contest to win superstar!!!!
allboutkevin.blogspot.com/2011/03/superstar-competition.html
FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW!
HURRY UP!!

Kevin.

My Song

KAY KAY K-K-KAY!
thats what the ladies
say say s-s-say!
And I'm the sorta lad
who really isnt bad
b-b-bad!
I'll look and maybe touch
and we can speak in dutch,gal.
so slap it. s-s-slap it!
I have poise
so we can make alot of noise
if ya know what i mean gal!

Kevin,kevin,kevin
the name that doesn't belong in a bin!
b-b-bin

MORE LATER!

My Day 11/3/11

Hello Hogwashers,
So yesterday was my highly anticpated tea party. Too bad Daragh,Brian,Lorcan,Stephen and Lee could not make it. But Kevin from the other class could. I walked out of the school gates with him and Mummy came rushing over ''KEVIN! (She said to me) who's that man you're talking to?!''
The ''man'' was other Kevin for he had already broken his voice,had a growth spurt and facial hair. May I remind you that he's 12.
''That's my compatriot,Kevin K.'' I hissed,mortified. Kevin K shifted uncomfortably.
''Oh!'' mummy straightened up and blushed. ''Why hello Kevin...K...and Kevin,don't worry I got an extra booster seat for you...''
Mummy strapped us both in,three including my sister.
Gary was in the front seat. ''Woah....shit,you're 12?'' He asked Kevin K. ''You look like 14!''
''Gary shut up!'' I cried. I'm so brave and such a rebel.
Mummy whipped her head backwards from the front seat! ''Kevin! DO NOT BE SO RUDE TO POOR GARY!''
Gary is so not poor. He was sitting in a new Ralph Lauren shirt and he has million euro comebacks.
I snuffled,trying not to cry.
Gary and Kevin K got on great. Gary treated Kevin K like he was same age as him,16,though he always said 12 year olds were immature.
Luckily Gary bogged off to a gig with his weirdo band.
''Now,'' Mummy set down two teacakes in front of us and a fresh cup of brew each.
We had such fun playing chess and playing with my action figures though he always made sure to keep his funny cap angled at me. It had this weird black circle in the middle that made weird noises whenever Kevin raised his left arm. Weird.
I got an email from starwarsJB:
Why wasn't I invited to the tea party?
Not saying I would have went because I have scouts.
I heard only Kevin K went! Ha ha.
SPONGEBOB DRAWER WINS!

Well toodle doo!
Kevin.