Hello Hogwashers,
So yesterday was my highly anticpated tea party. Too bad Daragh,Brian,Lorcan,Stephen and Lee could not make it. But Kevin from the other class could. I walked out of the school gates with him and Mummy came rushing over ''KEVIN! (She said to me) who's that man you're talking to?!''
The ''man'' was other Kevin for he had already broken his voice,had a growth spurt and facial hair. May I remind you that he's 12.
''That's my compatriot,Kevin K.'' I hissed,mortified. Kevin K shifted uncomfortably.
''Oh!'' mummy straightened up and blushed. ''Why hello Kevin...K...and Kevin,don't worry I got an extra booster seat for you...''
Mummy strapped us both in,three including my sister.
Gary was in the front seat. ''Woah....shit,you're 12?'' He asked Kevin K. ''You look like 14!''
''Gary shut up!'' I cried. I'm so brave and such a rebel.
Mummy whipped her head backwards from the front seat! ''Kevin! DO NOT BE SO RUDE TO POOR GARY!''
Gary is so not poor. He was sitting in a new Ralph Lauren shirt and he has million euro comebacks.
I snuffled,trying not to cry.
Gary and Kevin K got on great. Gary treated Kevin K like he was same age as him,16,though he always said 12 year olds were immature.
Luckily Gary bogged off to a gig with his weirdo band.
''Now,'' Mummy set down two teacakes in front of us and a fresh cup of brew each.
We had such fun playing chess and playing with my action figures though he always made sure to keep his funny cap angled at me. It had this weird black circle in the middle that made weird noises whenever Kevin raised his left arm. Weird.
I got an email from starwarsJB:
Why wasn't I invited to the tea party?
Not saying I would have went because I have scouts.
I heard only Kevin K went! Ha ha.
SPONGEBOB DRAWER WINS!
Well toodle doo!
Kevin.
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