My Day 25/2/2011

Good Morning, Early Birds.
I woke at about Eight this morning,My My! I was up being SICK with my bruise that my SICK cousin gave to me.So Darling Mummy gave me a speical breckfast consisting of,Pink Juice,Mummas' boys biscuits and a Hippo pancake.
Mummy dressed me in my new Mother-Care Monkey top and denim dungarees.She said I looked darling.I thought I did too,but then we saw Daragh and Ultan 'Mooching' about outside Tesco when mummy and I went up to buy me my Speical milk (as I have a speical condition of lactose intolerant-cy) When they saw us,Daragh shouted over to me ''Oh,HI Kevin, We're seeing an AWFUL lot of you this mid-term,yeah? you must be having SOME FUN with mummy,right,Ulty?'' and 'Ulty' ,in a new striped Hugo Boss Winter collection jumper, Exclaimed ''Yeah,Daragh'' and they ran off laughing.Mummy diden't unterstand,she said ''Why were those boys laughing at you,Kevin? Are they in your class?'' ''Yeah'' I mumbled.
''Don't use such a VILE term,Kevin! Did I raise you in a cave?!'' then her voice softened a little. ''Do I have to go to the school about it?''
''No..Maybe..I don't know,Mummy!'' I said,and started to bawl.Mummy looked around anxiously,as-if I was embarassing her deliberately.She took a sudden grab of my milk,and stormed out of the shop.It could have been a good dramatic escape,but then disaster! the alarm started to wail,and security gaurds were coming towards us.They took one look at me and said ''I'm sure this was a mistake..''.We were let off easy but everyone was still looking at us as if we just landed from planet Coo-Coo.
Mummy shouted ''IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, KEVIN.'' And she dragged me away still shouting.
She shoved me into my booster seat and strapped me in tightly.
Then when she got into the car,her lips pressed together,she said in her sweetest tone,taking a deep,deep breath, ''Would you like a jumper like that little ginger head boy,Kevin?''
I thought about saying no,but it WAS a nice jumper so.. ''Yes please,Mummy!''
Then,as we were driving off into the afternoon sunlight, I gazed out my window to see the carton of milk was dripping onto the pavement.
I sighed and smiled and wondered how everything turns out ok. (Wow I'm handsome AND deep! Ladies you are LUCKY!)
More later humans,
Kevin.