My Day 7/3/11

Salutations Mortals,
Yesterday was a VERY proud day for me because:
Well after school on my bed was...(wait for it!) MY VERY FIRST MENS DEODORANT! It's a Sure for Men and I ran downstairs whooping with joy. Mummy smiled and said 'You're first deodorant for men. I know,you're starting to sweat recently,all boys do at this age. I had a chat with Daragh Ryan's mum and she said you're at the age to wear men deodorant.'
Then my heart did stop a bit in case she told Daragh but men (like me) don't fret about that kind of hoo-ha.
So mummy took me up to my bedroom and lifted my school jumper and shirt off and tolded me to lift my arms to discover I,Kevin,have my first armpit hair! YAY!! I'm soo manley!!
Mummy gasped and called in Daddy and Sister and my stupid cousin (who's staying AGAIN) came too.
My cousin,Gary laughed so so much but I,as a man chose to ignore him but when tears pricked my eyes Mummy hugged me so I felt better. Then she showed me how to apply the deodorant.

Later that evening Mummy called Gran-gran and told her. I was so proud!

So back to normality I went on the bidding website and saw a new message from starwarsJB

Freak,
who do you think you are? I see you in the yard everyday trying to fit in. WELL IT DOESNT WORK. I fly solo on yard but all the lads respect me but they have zero respect for you.
So don't be all full of yourself.

I swivelled around on the computer chair who could it be? Who's always on yard by themselves? The teachers on yard duty I suppose.

I hope it shall all blow over.
Kevin.