My Day 2/3/11

Hello home-dogs and away-cats (I made up the away-cats one in opposition to the home-dogs. I'm so witty and cool,ANOTHER REASON YOU SHOULD DATE ME!)
So yesterday (2/3/11) I had a very fine day with my fellos. I am very cool and popular at school thats why they all gossip about me. Not in a 'he's such a loser way-hey' way (that's what the dorks are for who play with LEGO! haw haw!) but in a 'I wish I were him way'.
So after school mummy brought me and my silly sister to a salad shop and we all wore our parkas. We looked 'dead' cool.
I had a special salad with shaped carrot slices (mummy ordered them specially) she was in such a good mood,darling mummy. Then guess who showed up.
Daragh and Ultan and Brian and Lorcan.
I know,they love me so much they follow me!
They all stared and whispered more longing comments about me.
Darling Mummy suddenly marched over to them and scolded 'Stop it you naughty boys,do you know Kevin comes home crying over you?'
At that point they all were in tears themselves...laughing.
I hopped over to mummy and tugged on her parka sleeve and whispered 'I was crying because I was LAUGHING!'
Mummy tutted and pinched my cheek and murmered 'leave it to me,petty pie.'
Daragh and co. all respect me now,really,the walked out sad but then they must have seen something funny because then they laughed.
Later that evening my sister had a medal awards ceremony for art and mummy and I went along too.
And I saw her.
That girl last year in my class. I sat beside and she totally 'digged' me! It was a pity her best friend wasn't their though,as she is quite the bathing beauty.
I stared at the other girl who was in my class last year though and mummy saw me staring and whispered 'isnt she a nice girl. do you like her Kevvy?'
I murmered girls were icky. That phrase always worked in 4th class but now she sighed and murmered something about me being a future fairy.
So that was my day summoned up.
Oh! And I recieved an email on my favourite action figure bidding website account.
Let me copy it here:
Hi you cool dude
ure so cool and sound and pepole dnot tink ure a dork.
oh and u loked so preshus with mammy today.

It was quite the normal for me as you can imagine! I have so many fans! Only problem is they can't spell!
Let the lower mortals prattle I suppose,
Kevin.