Hola Naked Apes,
So today was quite exciting so far as when I got home mummy had a stack of paper in her hand. Not any old paper though-they were space rocket shaped! I read them:
VOOM!
Greetings! This has just been imported from outer space by an alien!
A friendly one though!
You are cordially invited to Kevin's tea party on Friday 11/3/11 after school at 3.00pm sharp!
I shall collect you in my car of wonders!
You shall stay till late: 6.45pm! If that's alright with your mummys!
Please RSVP to Kevin as soon as possible!
-Kevin's mummy.
'Oh mummy!' I cried, 'They're spectacular! They'll think this is sooo cool!'
'I'm glad you like them papoose.'
I skipped up to my room and placed them in my school bag.
Then mummy helped me with my homework.
My sister was showing off about her little-girly Justin Bieber book she got. I shoved her and she shoved me into the wall so I burst into tears and Gary (my ignoramus cousin) laughed so much he almost wet his stupid looking skinny jeans.
Then he had to run off to band practice. His parents are always going on holidays by themselves,that's why he stays here so often. I don't blame them. If I was Gary's parents I'd always go on holidays too.
More later.
Kevin.
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